Robert Corr

Not content with free tacos and free Dr Pepper, Cleveland’s fans booed a victory because they didn’t get free chalupas. I thought Will Ferrell’s Semi-Pro was a shitty comedy, but it turns out the free corn dogs scene was a shitty documentary. They really like their chalupas in Cleveland. Last word goes to LeBron James: “I can’t believe people who buy season tickets get worked up over a goddamn $1 fucking taco.”