Verity Stob reviews the beta version of English V3.31:
By the way, an alternative spelling proposal, which aimed to differentiate better between so-called ‘British’ English and its assorted inferior knock-offs, has been resoundingly rejected to the disappointment of many. The idea, backed by the Tourist Board among others, was to boost the general kookynicity of British spellings in general and word endings in particular. In short, to take the ball introduced by such pairings as analogue/analog, colour/color and programme/program and run it out of the gridiron and over the try line. ¶ For example, the noun ‘dog’ was to be respelled ‘dogue’, giving it a 66% boost in angliosity…
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