The Arty Bollocks Generator … generates a statement of sufficient density and confusion that it is almost indistinguishable from the kind of jargon that unfortunately populates many exhibition catalogues, CVs and funding applications. ¶ Hit “Generate some bollocks” and the ABG spits out such gems as “what starts out as vision soon becomes corroded into a dialectic of power, leaving only a sense of nihilism and the inevitability of a new understanding” to describe your work.
¶ See also: Charlotte Young’s Artist’s Statement.