George Calombaris says he lost $750,000 in “ambassadorship” payments after punching a critic of his business practices. That is a fraction of the millions he made by ripping off his staff, many of whom are still waiting to be paid. It’s enough to make you sick

Uh oh.

It begins at a second-hand shop in Canberra, where ex-government furniture is sold off cheaply.

The deals can be even cheaper when the items in question are two heavy filing cabinets to which no-one can find the keys.

They were purchased for small change and sat unopened for some months until the locks were attacked with a drill.

Inside was the trove of documents now known as The Cabinet Files.

‘People are starting to understand’: huge Invasion Day protest stuns Melbourne:

Before 2015, the Invasion Day rally was seen as just a group of hardcore activists; they didn’t register in the minds of the flag-waving crowd that turned out to watch the official proceedings.

That was then. On Friday, when the Invasion Day march reached the barricades that had been pushed aside after the parade moved on, it significantly outnumbered the Australia Day event.

Crowd estimates were between 40,000 and 60,000 people. It stretched the length of four city blocks…

A police officer, one of the dozens flanking the marchers, gave a speculative look down the street when asked to guess the size of the crowd, which had disappeared around a bend.

“More than was expected, that’s for sure,” he says.

Calla Wahluist’s write-up gives a good summary of the day. In a nutshell:

It’s sweaty and friendly and polite. Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander peoples are here to talk. Non-Indigenous people are here to listen.

We are volcanoes. When we women offer our experience as our truth, as human truth, all the maps change. There are new mountains.

That’s what I want — to hear you erupting. You young Mount St. Helenses who don’t know the power in you — I want to hear you. I want to listen to you talking to each other and to us all: whether you’re writing an article or a poem or a letter or teaching a class or talking with friends or reading a novel or making a speech or proposing a law or giving a judgment or singing the baby to sleep or discussing the fate of nations, I want to hear you. Speak with a woman’s tongue.

Ursula K Le Guin, 1929-2018

School goes back next week. I’m going to blow up this quotation and display it in my classroom.

This Melbourne teenager is awesome, partly for her impressive polar skiing feat, but mostly because of how she handles misogynist trolls:

Jade [Hameister]’s facebook photo from the South Pole shows her holding a ham sandwich. That’s a delayed response to commenters on her Ted Talk from 2016, where she discussed her then-incomplete quest; unfortunately, her video saw several trolls posting the message “shut up and make me a sandwich”.

Jade drily notes in the caption to her photo: “I made you a sandwich (ham & cheese), now ski 37 days and 600km to the South Pole and you can eat it.”

The ABC’s Q&A has long been an embarrassment, but the decision to invite Charles Waterstreet to participate in a panel discussion of sexual harrassment — presumably to provide “balance” — is an absolute disgrace. Since New Matilda began publishing a series of allegations against Waterstreet, the police have commenced an investigation, the star of Rake has distanced him from the show, the University of Sydney has banned him from advertising clerkships to its students, and his response has been… well, whatever this is.

Nina Funnell, one of the journalists who has been investigating Waterstreet’s behaviour, has been invited to sit in the audience. She should be on the panel, and he should be punted.

(As Richard Ackland noted in 2015, when a story making similar claims about an unnamed barrister was published, Waterstreet left an unusual comment. The story has since disappeared, but can be accessed with a little help from the Wayback Machine.)

Why does the NBN suck? Well…

The government’s objective for the national broadband network was not to give Australians a world-class internet with speeds and prices equivalent or better than the rest of the world, which in turn would provide the country with infrastructure that would set us up for the next 100 years.

As the NBN’s own corporate plan puts it, “nbn’s key objective is to ensure all Australians have access to fast broadband as soon as possible, at affordable prices, and at least cost”.

But what is fast? Well, [Communications Minister] Fifield made it clear that it was 25Mps, as that was the speed recommended to download Netflix. … When your objective is only to provide everyone with an internet that allows them to download Netflix, then that is what you deliver. …

If your objective is an internet that is good enough to download Netflix in 2018, you can ignore what the requirements will be in 10, 20 or 50 years’ time…

Since bitcoins are not useful as a medium of exchange, or desirable in themselves, their true value is zero.

John Quiggin explains why.

The Mapping of Massacres:

[Historian Lyndall] Ryan is based at the Centre for the History of Violence at Newcastle University, up the coast from Sydney. A few years ago, she applied for a research grant to embark on a hugely ambitious undertaking: to map the site of every Australian colonial frontier massacre on an interactive Web site. Ryan defines a massacre, in this context, as the indiscriminate killing of six or more undefended people. Since Aboriginal communities tended to live together in camps of about twenty people, losing six or more people in one killing—a “fractal” massacre—usually led to the whole community collapsing.

Four years of painstaking research later, with the grant depleted, Ryan’s map is nowhere near finished. So far, it includes more than a hundred and seventy massacres of Indigenous people in eastern Australia, as well as six recorded massacres of settlers, from the period of 1788 to 1872. She estimates that there were more than five hundred massacres of Indigenous people over all, and that massacres of settlers numbered fewer than ten. (Ryan has not yet researched any massacres of Torres Strait Islander people, who are culturally distinct from mainland Aboriginal groups but share their history of colonization.) In July, Ryan and her tiny team decided it was time to release the partially completed map online.

It’s time to change the date, establish an Indigenous voice to parliament, and negotiate treaties — which has already begun in Victoria.

The Attack on Titan Humble Bundle gives you 22 volumes for just over $1 each. The current volume is number 23, so this is a great way to catch up without breaking the bank — I hope it becomes a standard model for other long-running series.

In a world marked by pain and damage, it’s difficult to put down our shields. Most of us have them; I have several. Usually we are born with some, but sometimes we make them. … All the structural biases embedded in our social existence are shields. … Most of us have shields that protect us against some aspect of systemic harm. Some of us, the most vulnerable to the winds of outrageous fortune, have no shields at all. And yet even the well-intentioned often erase the suffering of others. We put up our shields.

Behind those shields, we are safe from understanding the dimensions of the daily struggle against different forms of unfairness. We are protected, too, from recognising our own pain, and we don’t have to think about how it is linked to the pain of others. If we did begin to comprehend, we would be forced to recognise that the only ethical response is to put our own shields down. And yes, that is hard. But it’s necessary.

Alison Croggon on power, in Overland.

“Four stars in the night sky have been formally recognised by their Australian Aboriginal names”: This fascinating article shows you which ones they are, and outlines the Indigenous stories about them. Fittingly, one of the stars in the Southern Cross is now officially called Ginan, which has long been the Wardaman name for it.

I really enjoyed Neko Atsume, the cat collecting game. Not enough to go and see the movie, but enough to be excited about the developer’s follow-up, Tabi Kaeru. (“Tabi” means travel/journey, and “kaeru” means frog, but it has homophones that mean “to keep a pet” and “to return”. The game is about a pet frog who travels and returns to you.)

The concept of the original game has been turned inside out: instead of laying out items to attract as many cats to visit as possible, you equip your sole frog friend and send it off on an adventure, looking forward to postcards and souvenirs revealing the places it has visited. It seems there is a bit of complexity in that the things you equip the frog with influence its destination, so here’s a good roundup of reviews and how-to guides.

The January sumo tournament starts this weekend, and the NHK World preview show is on their sumo site now. You can watch a daily 20-minute highlight package for the 15 days of the tournament there, too, but I recommend watching it via the NHK’s Apple TV app. The competition starts on Sunday, and the highlights show is released the next morning.

One of the many baffling things about American democracy is the lack of consensus in favour of an independent electoral boundaries commission. So, inevitably, we see cases like this:

A panel of federal judges struck down North Carolina’s congressional map on Tuesday, condemning it as unconstitutional because Republicans had drawn the map seeking a political advantage.

The ruling was the first time that a federal court had blocked a congressional map because of a partisan gerrymander, and it instantly endangered Republican seats in the coming elections.

Judge James A. Wynn Jr., in a biting 191-page opinion, said that Republicans in North Carolina’s Legislature had been “motivated by invidious partisan intent” as they carried out their obligation in 2016 to divide the state into 13 congressional districts, 10 of which are held by Republicans. The result, Judge Wynn wrote, violated the 14th Amendment’s guarantee of equal protection.

Of course, it is far from certain the US Supreme Court will agree that partisan boundaries are unacceptable. For more on the upcoming legal fight over partisan gerrymandering, see Amicus, More Perfect, and especially FiveThirtyEight’s The Gerrymandering Project series background, and SCOTUSblog for detailed coverage of the pending decision in Gill v Whitford.

Shitpost is the American Dialect Society’s digital word of the year.

Yikes. The Pokémon Company spent six years in a legal dispute with Redbubble over copyright infringement. It sought $44,555.84 in lost royalties — but the Court found “[t]here was no evidence to establish that many of the sales were of the kind of items which were available for sale and commercialisation within the Pokémon universe.” (The infringing items included Pikachu/Sailor Moon mashups, and shirts that read “I might <Pikachu> in the shower”.) The Court awarded the Pokémon Company just $1 in damages and 70% of its costs.

Now let’s see how the Hells Angels fare…

Some of these stories about foreign objects lodged in people’s bodies in various ways are horrible but also amusing:

When a 47-year-old man with a 30-year pack-a-day smoking history came into hospital with a chronic cough and an X-ray showing an opaque white haze in the lower zone of his right lung, his doctors suspected carcinoma.

On closer inspection, they found a “mustard coloured foreign body” that turned out to be a plastic toy witches’ hat from a Playmobil set had been wedged in his lung since he was seven years old.

John Hattie is a very important man in education; he’s currently the head of the Australian Institute for Teaching and School Leadership. Hattie is big on data-driven reform, which is good, but his technique of throwing dozens of disparate studies in the “meta-analysis” blender has faced criticism.

So I was interested to read this reflective interview with Hattie about how his ideas have been interpreted and implemented worldwide… but I was derailed by this answer:

HK: I also wondered about the language issue between New Zealand, Australia, Denmark and the UK. There must be a lot of language issues?

JH: Oh, yes. I am not sure with Danish, but certainly in the Scandinavian countries, they don’t have a word that distinguishes between teaching and learning. Japan doesn’t.

This claim struck me as a snowclone — Language Log’s term for this kind of silly linguistic argument:

Journalists and others often make an ethnographic or political point by observing that a particular language or culture “has N words for X”, where N is either zero or some number viewed as excessively large. … [T]hese rhetorical flights are hardly ever true in linguistic terms, and their logic would be suspect even if the facts were correct.

It was Hattie’s definitive “Japan doesn’t” that sent up the red flag for me. I’m a (very beginner) student of Japanese, and I recalled that Lesson 7 in the Minna no Nihongo textbook listed oshiemasu (polite form of 教える, “to teach; to instruct”) and naraimasu (polite form of 習う, “to take lessons in; to be taught; to learn (from a teacher); to study (under a teacher); to get training in”) as separate words.

So much for data.

I am absolutely furious about the current racist campaign against young African people in Melbourne. Every time I try to put my thoughts about it in order, I get so angry I need to step away.

Fortunately, the tireless campaigners at the Flemington-Kensington Law Centre have published a comprehensive myth-busting list of 10 Things You Need to Know About Crime Reporting in 2018.

Victoria does not have a youth crime wave – ethnic or not. However, facts and statistics are of little interest to a person already convinced that their intuitive, deeply felt, folk wisdom is enough. Arguing with a ‘tough on crime’ proponent is like arguing with an anti-vaxxer. When the independent Victorian Crimes Statistics Agency released its latest data report in December and stated that overall criminal incidents recorded in Victoria was down 4.8% and significant downward trends in many crime types, much of the online law and order world did not believe it. “Look at the papers” they cried. “We read about crime every day!”

But for everyone else here are some basic stats. …

Please read it, please share it, and please recognise the patterns so that you can speak up next time you hear someone regurgitating the latest racist nonsense from the Herald Sun or The Australian.

It is 2018 and I’m going to try to post something here every day. Of course, 2018 may be a bad time to revive a blog, since the cool kids have apparently moved on to newsletters:

The appeal of a specific, engaged audience is also responsible for the return of community email. Newsletters distributed only through the “phone tree” friend-to-acquaintance-to-friendly-stranger model were wildly popular in the days of early email and early blogging, took a nearly two-decade break, then reappeared thanks to a Miranda July pet project, the buzzy 2012 email community Listserve, and most notably, the 2013 founding of TinyLetter. As part of a May 2017 New Yorker survey of the death of the public personal essay and the return of email newsletters, Awl alum Carrie Frye speculated that writers, and female writers in particular, have declared to themselves, “I’m going to make an Internet on which my essays go out in pneumatic tubes to just who I want them to go to, and no one else.” Newsletters are an easy a way to build that tiny, private audience away from the ugliness of the internet at large.

So if you want the ugliness of the internet at large, stay right here, but if you want Quality Content™ you should instead subscribe to these email newsletters: Erin Cook’s Dari Mulut ke Mulut, Anthony Agius’s The Sizzle, Osmond Chiu’s Agitate, Educate, Opine, and Sophie Benjamin’s The Monthly Missive.